1. scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

    scheherazadesdiary:

    laughterkey:

    tehawesome:

    "How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

    "I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

    are they drinking detergent

    (via egberts)

    I didn't see the detergent the first time

  2. cooldudebro:

aidn:

toxines:

chupa…….cabra?

confirmed

its toying with us

    cooldudebro:

    aidn:

    toxines:

    chupa…….cabra?

    confirmed

    its toying with us

    (via imreallycoolandfriendly)

  3. besturlonhere:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

    besturlonhere:

    My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

    (via demonicdorothy)

  4. charles-rocket:

    "dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

    "oh boy!!" says mitt

    mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

    (Source: tete-pownshend, via svveden)

  5. newbun:

    milthanks:

    i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    (Source: obvious-electricity, via svveden)

  6. wandrlust:

Untitled #2479-A, 1999 — Todd Hido

    wandrlust:

    Untitled #2479-A, 1999 — Todd Hido

    (via 750c)

  7. anastasiaeatscities:

    nicolejanelle:

    tinyhousesgalore:

    Tiny house built by Heirloom Custom Tiny Homes in Oregon. See more here!

    Crying

    Damn that’s awesome

    (Source: tinyhousesgalore, via squiddliest)

  8. askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

    askfordoodles:

    kindamindless:

    I laughed way too much

    that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

    (via textpostsandcats)

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